tastefullyoffensive:

davidmoon/via

Best Roof Talk Ever: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'

CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6…

bestrooftalkever:

Reminds me of this amazing Tumblr: UGLY RENAISSANCE BABIES.

Where do I get both this shirt and the tie? NEED.

You spelled awesome wrong…

Found in Portsmouth.

(via fixoffthewall, miiura)

Teachers new mug?

Holy mother of fuck this better be some twisted nightmare shit going on.

I would like some salad cream.

I miss salad cream.

I would also like someone to bring me tonic.

I only have gin.

Gin on it’s own is not as nice as gin with tonic.

I’ll settle for orange juice.

Laid back.

Just died.

thedailywhat:

Potty Humor of the Day: Good one.
[smh.]

Why do I work in Waterlooville.

I’ve been wide awake since 7:30am.

Why body? Why?

Try 6:30…

If my maths are correct, Jay-Z now has 101 problems.